senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via photographwhore)

rudolphtherednosedblogger:

what would jesus do?? he would do a sweet 360 kickflip and ollie the fuck out of that situation, turn the other cheek bro

(Source: circumcisions, via s0ft-thug)